| After finishing her HSC, Lisa spent five years living with a herd of wild Apple MacBooks in the Californian desert. Upon her return to civilisation, it emerged that she had lost all command of the English language. However, she quickly showed an astonishing ability to empathise with inert objects and was subsequently hired by OnSET. She is often spotted stroking the laptops of her colleagues and serenading them with soothing lullabies. Lisa buys each one of her shoes individually - not to wear, of course, but so that she can hang them up on her bedroom wall and talk to them when she gets lonely. They also have to suffer through her tantrums when the battery on her Nintendo DS runs out. Despite all these quirks, Lisa has progressed into the second year of an Advanced Science degree majoring in Physics using nothing but unintelligible grunts and prodigious scribblings. This feat was labelled "extraordinary" by David Attenborough in his award-winning documentary, "Woman Vs. Wild (Machines)". Nevertheless, what she is most proud of in life is the fact that she was born 364 days after the mighty Clare Puttick. But she probably wouldn't mind a Nobel Prize at some point either. |
