| Not much is known about Oli Chan's current whereabouts. OnSET lost all contact with him after his journey to the Amazon, where he went looking for new stimulants to increase reaction time when playing Lord of the Rings. However, we do know that in his spare time, he enjoys participating in passionate discussions on contentious issues, like whether the singular of Jatz is, in fact, a Jat (which it totally isn't). He is known to enjoy a good round of Battlefield 2142 on his beloved Mac. This is another defining feature of Oli's identity - he loves Apple products. He thinks they are so shiny and user friendly and he is tight with Steve Jobs. Oli's latest published paper, "An Investigation Into The Direction Of Water Flushing In Latrines" has been lauded by many in the science community to be original and daring. OnSET sincerely hopes that wherever he is, he is now free to burn as much butcher paper as he likes... in a safe, controlled environment. But please let us know if you sight him - we are offering a reward of 25 cents, no questions asked. He is 6 foot tall and full of muscles. He may or may not come from Brussels. |
