Sputnik has a proud list of achievements of his time at OnSET. Apart from repeating *beep beep* continuously whilst orbiting unsuspecting group members, he is fondly remembered for his tendency to insist that every day was, in fact, his birthday. It started out as an innocent game, when a Facebook glitch reported his birthday on two consecutive days. But this spiel became a full-blown addiction as soon as he realised just how many birthday hats he would be able to wear during the scam. In fact, Sputnik eventually claimed every day over a 37 day period between May and June 2010 as his own. This allowed him to break the record for the most birthday wishes ever received in a single year, leaving the Facebook tech department reeling at the volume of traffic directed at his page. He also recieved 114 birthday hats, 38 plastic spoons and one lost dog over this period. Unfortunately, this compulsive behaviour led to his untimely demise after having one too many birthdays. We celebrate "National Wear-A-Hat Day" in honour of his contributions to the ongoing popularity and longevity of our publication.